Archive for the ‘Extended Family’ Category

Sh*t My Dad Says

After his one week visit, I was enlightened with these gems: Avery is behind because he is Swedish. Naim and Aaron are not behind because they are Russian. Swedes are slow, Russians are smart. Avery is not behind at all. He is perfectly fine. We just ignore him. He is behind because we don’t read [...]

Time to Move On

No, not from Blogging, Sillies! I will always need to blog even if I have extended absences and have zero readers left. My extended absence this time is due to me drowning in a temporary facebook addiction, figuring out what it is and is not, can and cannot do for me. I think I have [...]

The Ni and the freedom to be who he is.

As has been pointed out to me duly on my last post, I cannot call my husband and my son both “N” and not have major confusion when I claim that “N said the slip-n-slide was fucking awesome!” I’ve kind of been a bad anonymous blogger, and that is because I have found that a [...]

AAAAAAAAAAH! Brain Bleach!

I have an etiquette  question for you all. In general, when you go visit someone far away and are an overnight guest in their house, OR you are hosting overnight guests in your house, do you think it is okay to um…have loud, banging-the-headboard sex? Because I, in general, don’t. When I either am a [...]

Can I have my dad back, please?

Didn’t think you’d see me ask that one, did you? I’ve been between computers for a few weeks. After 8 unfortunate years with a PC after using Macs since the eighth grade, I’m back to mac. And so happy and so loving it. Now that Mac has built-in accessibility features, there is no comparison between [...]

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