Certain People in My Family Will Read This Post and Become Panic-Stricken
The kids are eleven months old today. I can’t believe it. Last week Ms. Wendy the Wonder Nanny went crazy baby-proofing on my ass and dumped a bunch of clothes together in one drawer so she could hide the baby Tylenol, and Desinex and other poisonous things my kids try to consume in another. This [...]